I’m Good Too Hawwwww! Maine Abhi Apni Zindagi Ka Pehla Sutli Bomb Phoda Heheh Bas Mera Kaan Kinda Sunnn

Hey, sorry for this ask

But are you a Rikhari fan?

Heyy no need to apologise lol

I'm not a fan per say, this just popped up and I heard like 2 of his songs

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

We (my best friend and I , by whom you’ll prolly see some of the posts of) were laughing and doing random shit. Toh if you guys don’t know my friend(Kenisha) and I have our PT teacher ka Snapchat and his birthday is on 1 December so unka snap aaya tha and Kenisha randomly started going through his profile and started sing “Happy Birthday to sir nobody likes him he looks like an animal he may go back to zoo” and I have been laughing about for and hour lmao but he’s a sweet guy ok he keeps smiling lol but he’s like our youngest teacher toh sab log suna ke jaate hai bechare sir ko

I look like trash but you can clearly see the pen in my hand and say that I was trying to study lmao but this bevdi goes on making jokes lmao

Tbh this was so good

It had all the spice I didn’t eat in a week (cuz we are Gujarati and had a function so everything for meal was kind of sweet so yeah)

Yaar aaj I have to make dinner and ofc I’m making Maggi heheheheh

Reblog this with your go to Maggi recipe and maybe I’ll make it today lol

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I HATE HYPERHIDROSIS GOD SAVE ME

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

Happy birthday!! 🎂🎈

Thank youuuuuuu 😭✨️🫂🫶🏻🥹

Bhayii mujhse na hoti deep and thoughtful conversations senseless baatein karni hai toh bolo.

niche things I love about Indian culture

(Besides the awesome fashion, food, mythology, architecture, music, and philosophies)

-in Hindi, “ladies and gentlemen” is “goddesses and gentlemen” (देवियों और सज्जनो)

-how you measure age by how many monsoons you’ve seen (“he is of 10 monsoons”)

-good morning WhatsApp forwards. Yes, this is a controversial one. I just think it’s cute as hell

-how 2 Indians can each know like 4 languages but still not be able to communicate with each other because they don’t share a single common one

-men wearing lots of jewellery especially gold hoop earrings 👀👌🏽

-nose rings (I got mine when I was a kid WITH my parents’ approval)

-the fact that Indian English uses so many archaic words and terms. And also so many terms that sound like they’re from the year 2050 (like “biodata” for resume)

-“where should I put this?” “On my head.”

-the expression “sucking my blood” in Punjabi when someone is annoying you. “Stop sucking my blood,” “He’s really sucking my blood.” Also “He’s eating my brain” in Hindi is a good one too

-how shop owners serve you food and chai and how the men drape saris over themselves to model them for you

-impromptu poetry sessions (“वह क्या बात है!”)

-there’s a reason so many animes are inspired by Hinduism and Buddhism. The original spirit bombs and other magical energy weapons were in the mahabharat lol

-really off the wall units of measurement. Lakh makes perfect sense. Crore makes a bit of sense. But why is a mahakalpa 311,040,000,000,000 years. Why does an akshauhini consist of 21,870 chariots; 21,870 elephants; 65,610 horses and 109,350 infantry. That is so specific

-the fact that no one’s gonna top the party we’re gonna throw when the queen dies