I Literally Love Him So Much Oml

oh to objectify a 40+ year old man with your friends 

types of iasip stans

dee stan: 100 percent lesbian. takes no shit. will end you in an argument + makes some of the best/funniest posts on this site. would die for all female iasip charas. lives off of energy drinks and netflix @ 2 am.

dennis stan: knows hes a piece of shit and is willing to exclaim it from every rooftop. never sleeps. obsessed with horror. bi, probably. very philosophical/analytical when discussing episodes. irl demons.

charlie stan: trans n/or gay!!!!! sleepy all day everyday. loves coffee. does not give a single shit about looks or appearance, yet still very self conscious. the sweetest ppl you will ever meet. best music taste. weed.

mac stan: 50 percent lesbians and 50 percent gays. certified dumbasses. rob mcelhenney threw the first brick at stonewall. ironically hates bodybuilding and church. most likely anarchists. wears tank tops to mimic mac.

frank stan: literally never seen any but, all straights and over 40.

Oh? He baby.

I want to watch a lab tour video by Newt where he is rambling/pacing between sections rapidly (without finishing his current train of thought) because he is overflowing with enthusiasm to show us what is next.

im normal and cool about him

The gruesome twosome for @shittymiku

when i mention mac unless otherwise stated i am talking about fat mac because i have taste

If they aren't dating an 2.5 seconds I will riot

Macdennis for Valentine's day 💗