Gentle Parenting Ur Goth Father

So obviously none of mine are normal.. but, to be fair, my Tumblr account was made last week so it doesn’t have many memories to work with.

lets play a game

what comes up in your tags when you types

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It made me laugh, but it's also sad, but it made me laugh

(Instagram didn't want me to download the audio so I cheated a bit)

Fake ass idgafer I SAW YOU YEARNING!

"Jinx doesn't love Ekko" My ass. My babygirl is a self deprecating certified yearner who thinks if she'll jinx Ekko like she did her family if she let's him close.

Idc when it's messy I'm just so happy it's working out digitally😭

idk if i’ll make something of this caliber again but enjoy i guess

Eldest sisters doing eldest sister’s things

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

"You're on fire."

Prompt for today is: Doflamingo, Rosinante and Mini-Mingo decorating a tree!

Close-up~

(Here's a bit of info on Mini-Mingo)

sun catcher

// day 4: royalty

TIMEBOMB again