Can I Have You For A Moment Please

beach episode lol

ik vi and jayce arent actually this dumb i just think the jokes about them only being stupid when they are together are funny ok

seeing blogs with no boop button

When you’re trying to have a moment with your daughter but she decides to pick a fight with mother nature herself.. 🦋

Two stars, falling together across the Arcane

****

Old men jayvik, once again

welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone

Hidden Desire

My second contribution to @zolo-san’s 1k ZoSan Community Collab!

Written using @zorosleftankle’s Prompt/Headcanon: Obsessed with Sanji being into Zoro and secretly finding him hot but he only acts on it when he’s drunk but never remembers it so he still acts like it’s a secret

Zoro already knows but goes along with it because if that’s what makes the cook happy and how he can mentally deal with being into the sexiest swordsman then he’s fine with it 😎

Summary:

What happens when Sanji gets drunk?

Certainly a lot of messing around and fun to be had with the crew, that’s a given, but then there’s also Zoro, who Sanji would never, ever, admit his attraction to. Right?

Or;

Sanji has the worst case of denial. Zoro goes along with a lot to keep him happy.

Here’s a little sneak peak!

Excerpt:

His cool, steel grey eyes warming, revealing the flecks of gold in them when he smiles and the sun hits them just right. His teeth — still sharp and dangerous — surrounded by a grin so genuine it makes Sanji’s stomach ache and his toes curl.

This is how he ends up lying in the grass on Sunny’s deck. Zoro is there, leaning back on his elbows as he watches the crew with that warm fondness that seems to slip through the cracks more and more with every day, and Sanji is helplessly drawn to him like a moth to flame.

He groans, overwhelmed by how attractive Zoro is, and promptly begins gently kicking him in the head. It only seems natural that Sanji return the headache thinking about Zoro’s good looks always affords him.

Zoro raises a brow at him, but he doesn’t retaliate beyond grabbing Sanji’s boot to halt his gentle assault. “What do you want, Cook?”

Sanji frowns, makes a weak attempt to pull his leg back, then gives up entirely too easily. Something about the way Zoro is holding him feels nice. “You’re pissing me off.”

Zoro rolls his eye. “And how’s that?”

“Sitting there, smiling, looking all hot and unbothered while you make my insides stir. You’re not even trying. It’s annoying.”

Zoro actually laughs at that. His fingers curl around Sanji’s left ankle, thumbing over the jut of bone there. Sanji shudders, eyes fluttering as he watches that calloused thumb drag soft patterns over his skin.

“Oh, is that all?”

“Yeah, pretty much.” Sanji shrugs noncommittally. He’s a little distracted.

Zoro tugs. Sanji goes easily, allowing himself to be yanked into place at Zoro’s side.

Zoro puts his drink down in the grass beside them, then turns so that he’s leaning into Sanji’s space; Sanji’s legs bracketing his hips, Zoro’s head hovering above his chest as those rough, strong fingers curve around his calve in a touch so gentle Sanji actually shivers and arches into it.

“If I didn’t know any better, Curls, I’d think you were hitting on me.” There’s a conspiratorial tug to his lips, like there’s a joke between them that Sanji is forgetting the context to, but he doesn’t care. Not when Zoro’s here, looking hot as all hell, and is halfway atop him.

Let me know what you think so far. The rest can be found here! Hope you enjoy!

More of Sanji taking care of real mossballs please. He buys a baby marimo from a fish market as a joke. He checks on it day and night to see if it has grown. He keeps its tank clean and decorates it with beautiful rocks and sand. He eventually ends up with a whole colony of marimos. He even names them. All while Zoro watches with annoyance (why is he annoyed? Must be because the marimos are insulting to Zoro’s existence and Sanji in general is annoying. Not because he’s jealous of the attention they’re getting). Anyways the last straw was when Sanji started calling the mossballs “my marimos 💕”. And here Zoro thought Sanji’s obsession with the ladies was the most irritable thing about him. Bitch. I thought I was your Marimo.

3/3 ❦

Commission for @pancake-blogging of an epic crossover date between Todo and Ed 👀 Had a total blast with this one!

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bro is it gay if I ask you to kill me in case I go insane and lose myself bro… bro…