Not Even In A Sexual Way But I’m Just Craving Affection Because I Feel Like Crap I Just Want Someone

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

OH. 🙂

Guys I get Stephanie Brown. I must admit I don’t know much about her personality, but this is making me want to because damn. DAMN.

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

jiro: i like wemen

jiro: wonam

jiro: wimon

denki: it's okay take your time

jiro: *pointing at momo* GIRLS

Headcanon that there was a running gag where the Marauders just kind of showed up out of nowhere whenever someone mentions/needs them.

Because…why not!?

Student: I wonder where the Marauders are?

The Marauders step out from behind a tapestry.

Sirius: You rang?

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Student: Does anyone know where James is? I want to speak to him about our Quidditch practice?

James drops down from the ceiling.

James: Sorry it took me so long! What’s up?

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Student: Say Peter, have you seen Remus? We’re meeting in the library.

Peter: Look to your left. 

Student: …Okay?

Peter: Now look to your right.

Remus is standing next to the student.

Student: How the f–

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Lily: Let’s ask the Marauders…

Alice: Where are they?

Lily: Oh, don’t worry. They’ll come.

Alice: What do y-

-Marauders leap out of a shrub-

Lily: Every time. Every damn time.

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Professor Flitwick: Are you expecting the Marauders?

Professor McGonagall: Nobody ex-

Marauders:

James: Nobody expects the Marauders!

dere you go

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Molly: *makes Ron wash 1 more dish than Ginny*

Ron: I am the backbone of this family you are nothing without me. When I Die. Then You Will Realize.

If this gets

500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo