Kades-stuff - My Bullshittery

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

Harry Potter: [breathes]

Snape: Why is he doing that?

Dumbledore: Doing what, Severus?

Snape: Look at Potter over there, breathing and shit.

Remus Lupin: Your mood swings are so annoying.

Sirius Black: No no its not mood swings its emotional parkour.

Mini headcanon time 💜

Dabi likes to wear Hawks socks to slip and slide around the house in. Hawks caught him doing so coming home late one night after a long patrol. He was half way in the window when he saw Dabi sliding across the hall into the living room listening to music. Dancing sliding around the house completely comfortable in one of Hawks shirts, the backs cut out for Hawks wings.

Dabi danced for a solid five minutes with his eyes closed before he opened them and then they were shock wide open. They stared at each other for a second before dabi yelped and shot fire at hawks who dodged quicker than dabi could spark it. Squawking when he flew back inside.

“Dabi?! You could’ve killed me!”

“You saw me dancing!”

“So you tried to kill me?”

“ I didn’t try to kill you i tried to fry you! Big difference chicken!”

“Chicken? With those skinny legs?” Hawks said pointing at Dabi’s exposed lower half. The shirt covering up to his mid thigh, showing off indeed, skinny chicken legs.

“So what? You’re a bird so it’s different!”

“That makes no sense!”

“You don’t make sense!”

Dabi yelled, stomping off to the bedroom only to skip and fall on his bony ass. Hawks had never laughed so hard in his life.

How did you get it exactly right?!?!?!?

You aren’t afraid of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark. (source)

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Hermione: [mimicking Draco] LOOK! I'm a MALFOY, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence!

Hermione: So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

sixth year james potter getting drunk and getting his head stuck in the stairwell railing reblog if you agree