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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

Sirius: Who the fuck-

McGonagall: Language, Black.

Sirius: Whom the fuck-

McGonagall: No.

Sirius: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it's disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!

James: What's wrong with you, peas are delicious.

Remus: Gay people are delicious too.

Sirius: no dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Lily, just walking in: what

Remus, deadpan: be quiet and eat your gays

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Harry, jokingly: And I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick.

Hermione: No offence, but you’re the sidekick.

Sirius: James, have you seen Lily?

James: I'm not seeing Lily!

Sirius: ...What?

James: What?

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James: I can't stop myself from wanting to kiss her!

Peter: Now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.

Remus: Why don’t you just move the M&M's?

Peter: Shut up!

Annabeth explains “YOLO”

Percy: What’s “YOLO”?

Annabeth: It’s an Acronym for You Only Live Once.

Percy: And whats that supposed to mean?

Annabeth: It basically means flirting with death.

Nico: *bats eyelashes flirtatiously* Well Hello There.