Me When Im So Sweet And Beautiful

it's currently 4:30 AM and i require night water

why is water so much better during the forbidden hours

help

you know how to write a limerick?

i honestly think that they're sick

not even that hard

to write some cool bars

cant think of a rhyme, oh shit frick

but do you know how to write a sonnet?

what about iambic pentameter?

if you dont know, then you should get on it.

dont be such an absolute amateur.

too bad sonnets are just so fucking long

it is really such a pain in the ass

and too many things can go really wrong

to be honest i think i might just pass

four stanzas with each line having a rhyme

the last stanza is cut a little short.

it really just takes up all of my time

i think i will need some mental support.

but as long as i can spit some good bars

my poems can be as good as the stars

crocheted a zangoose

(not that good tbh, but im getting tired of making fixes so im just gonna say it's done)

gave him a scarf too (:

i forgor to buy those eyes people always get for their amigurumis when getting more yarn, so i just 3d printed some. i have never used these eye thingies before. horrible experience

more pictures! added a harness to attach them to my backpack as a keychain thingy

the plush is done!!!!! (:

does not stand up on its own, so had to use glasses as support lol

[song: Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe - C-R-O-W-N-E-D (v1)]

Ke$ha - Die Young x Ke$ha - Blow

i have no regrets on my names

when picking the team name in pmd gates to infinity, i noticed that the partner automatically put "the" at the beginning. so i knew what i had to do.

if I ever have a reason to mention github in a video I'm gonna pronounce it like jith-ub. it would be so funny

Σο! Ι Τζουστ φοουντ οουτ δατ δερε ουας α φολλοου ουπ ποστ φορ δε Συριλλικ Ηνγλισχ. Σο περχαψ Ι σχοουλντ μακε δε Γρηηκ Ηνγλισχ εκουιβαλεντ.

Γιεαχ, Ντοουμπλε Ου αντ Ου αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε ουαυ. Δις ις μπηκαουσε δατ'ς χοου ιτ ις ιν Γρηηκ. /w/ αντ /u/ αρε μποθ "ου."

Φορ εξαμπλε, "ουοου" (ιν Γρηηκ, ιτ'ς ακτουαλλυ "ουάου", σο δατ'ς ουχυ ι ντιντ δατ.)

Μπ, Ντ, Τζ, Τσ αντ Γι αρε αλλ τακεν φρομ Γρηηκ. Δατ ις χοου /b/, /d/ (αντ /nd/), /dʒ/, /tʃ/, αντ /j/ αρε ακτουαλλυ ουριττεν.

Σχ μπεινγ /ʃ/ ις ΝΟΤ αν ακτουαλ Γρηηκ θινγ. Σχ ις τζουστ /sx/, λικε ιν "σχολείο (/sxolio/, σχοολ ιν Γρηηκ)

Σο Σχ (/ʃ/) αντ Σ+χ (/sx/) αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε. Νοτ σορρυ.

Λικε γιαν Μισαλι μεντιονεντ, λιχτχοουσε ις λιχτχοουσε αντ νοτ λιχθοουσε.

"ς" ις δε σιγμα ουσεντ ατ δε εντ οφ α ουορντ.

"Δε" καν αλσο μπη ουριττεν ας "δη" σινσε μποθ προνουνσιατιονς αρε βαλιντ. Ιτ ντοεσν'τ ματτερ ουχατ γιοου τσοοσε.

"wh" ις ουχ σολελυ το μακε πηοπλε μαντ.

Σιλεντ Η ις ουριττεν ας "ε"

Αλσο, καν Ι τζουστ σαυ δατ Ι χατε δε φακτ δατ μ αντ π αρε ουριττεν ιν α ντιφφερεντ φοντ το δε ρεστ οφ δη Ηνγλισχ Αλφαμπετ? Ι κνοου ουχυ, μπουτ Ι στιλλ χατε ιτ.

Σιλεντ Κ αντ Γ αρε ομπβιοουσλυ στιλλ ουριττεν.

Cyrillic English (more detailed description)

a while ago I made a post showing off a system I came up with for writing English in Cyrillic, while still preserving the wacky features of English orthography we all know and love. I never actually bothered formally defining how it’s supposed to work though beyond just a few key details, so let’s do that now!

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