AAAAAAA TOX PLUSH!!!!!!

early sharkmates bachelor concepts

braids

you know what makes me inexplicably happy? making a mega-braid: a braid made out of braids.

pic below

not the best, but it was the only picture i had on hand. but you get the idea

each color is its own braid.

yes my hair is very long (:

-ette means little. does that mean that there's a larger baguette, called a bagu?

whenever someone says fuck the british, they actually mean fuck the english. it's the english people who took northern ireland. i will never forgive them.

Poorly drawn Nidoran line [redo]

Σο! Ι Τζουστ φοουντ οουτ δατ δερε ουας α φολλοου ουπ ποστ φορ δε Συριλλικ Ηνγλισχ. Σο περχαψ Ι σχοουλντ μακε δε Γρηηκ Ηνγλισχ εκουιβαλεντ.

Γιεαχ, Ντοουμπλε Ου αντ Ου αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε ουαυ. Δις ις μπηκαουσε δατ'ς χοου ιτ ις ιν Γρηηκ. /w/ αντ /u/ αρε μποθ "ου."

Φορ εξαμπλε, "ουοου" (ιν Γρηηκ, ιτ'ς ακτουαλλυ "ουάου", σο δατ'ς ουχυ ι ντιντ δατ.)

Μπ, Ντ, Τζ, Τσ αντ Γι αρε αλλ τακεν φρομ Γρηηκ. Δατ ις χοου /b/, /d/ (αντ /nd/), /dʒ/, /tʃ/, αντ /j/ αρε ακτουαλλυ ουριττεν.

Σχ μπεινγ /ʃ/ ις ΝΟΤ αν ακτουαλ Γρηηκ θινγ. Σχ ις τζουστ /sx/, λικε ιν "σχολείο (/sxolio/, σχοολ ιν Γρηηκ)

Σο Σχ (/ʃ/) αντ Σ+χ (/sx/) αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε. Νοτ σορρυ.

Λικε γιαν Μισαλι μεντιονεντ, λιχτχοουσε ις λιχτχοουσε αντ νοτ λιχθοουσε.

"ς" ις δε σιγμα ουσεντ ατ δε εντ οφ α ουορντ.

"Δε" καν αλσο μπη ουριττεν ας "δη" σινσε μποθ προνουνσιατιονς αρε βαλιντ. Ιτ ντοεσν'τ ματτερ ουχατ γιοου τσοοσε.

"wh" ις ουχ σολελυ το μακε πηοπλε μαντ.

Σιλεντ Η ις ουριττεν ας "ε"

Αλσο, καν Ι τζουστ σαυ δατ Ι χατε δε φακτ δατ μ αντ π αρε ουριττεν ιν α ντιφφερεντ φοντ το δε ρεστ οφ δη Ηνγλισχ Αλφαμπετ? Ι κνοου ουχυ, μπουτ Ι στιλλ χατε ιτ.

Σιλεντ Κ αντ Γ αρε ομπβιοουσλυ στιλλ ουριττεν.

Cyrillic English (more detailed description)

a while ago I made a post showing off a system I came up with for writing English in Cyrillic, while still preserving the wacky features of English orthography we all know and love. I never actually bothered formally defining how it’s supposed to work though beyond just a few key details, so let’s do that now!

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oh so you like colors? name all 16,777,216 of them.

i keep hearing people talk about shadow being at aldi's so uh

shadow 05 endings but he goes to aldi's

rouge gives shadow a shopping list.

pure-dark dark: he blows up every grocery store except aldi's

pure-dark hero: he becomes the COO of aldi's (second in command to the CEO)

semi-dark dark: he becomes a cashier at aldi's

semi-dark hero: shadow basically says "fuck the shopping list, i buy what what i want. I and only I know what is best."

neutral dark: he buys stuff at aldi's, then kills eggman

neutral hero: he buys stuff at aldi's, then kills eggman, but omega tagged along

semi-hero dark: too many distractions caused him to lose his shopping list, so he doesn't know what to buy. he stays in aldi's for the rest of his life trying to remember what he needed to get.

semi-hero hero: too many distractions caused him to lose his shopping list, so he doesn't know what to buy. he leaves aldi's empty-handed in shame.

pure-hero dark: he beats up sonic in the parking lot

pure-hero hero: after buying what he needed to, he vows to topple the CEO of capitalism

final: he beats up the CEO of Aldi's, i guess

click read more for the ending songs

almost dead:

no more gods, no more graves, are you friend or fiend?

no more life, no more death, somewhere in Aldi's.

no more gods, no more graves, are you friend or fiend?

no more life, no more death, somewhere in Aldi's!

well we're almost dead, almost dead

almost dead to the world!

almost dead, almost dead

almost dead to the world

Target can't save us, Walmart's a joke, no place left to go

what you see, you cannot believe, but with the price you'll know!

well we're almost dead, almost dead

almost dead to the world!

almost dead, almost dead

almost dead to the world!

[repeat chorus 2× im not writing that]

well we're almost dead!

waking up:

waking up, breaking out! 💥💥 this is what it's like at Aldi's

rip it up, tear it down! 💥💥 this is what it means to be free

cart sounds, a distant roll behind you

as you try to clear your head.

you start to look and answers find you

your inner purpose lies ahead.

waking up, breaking out! 💥💥 this is what it's like at Aldi's

rip it up, tear it down! 💥💥 this is what it means to be free

waking up, breaking out! 💥💥 this is what it's like at Aldi's

rip it up, tear it down! 💥💥 this is what it means to be free

one step to calm the storm inside you

unlock the trolley with your coin.

not another list, no more confusion.

no more buying tenderloins.

it seems it's just out of reach

the ones who come first always get their way

but i think they should know

i'm coming for their cart!

waking up, breaking out! 💥💥 this is what it's like at Aldi's

rip it up, tear it down! 💥💥 this is what it means to be free

waking up, breaking out! 💥💥 this is what it's like at Aldi's

rip it up, tear it down! 💥💥 this is what it means to be free

waking up, breaking out! 💥💥 this is what it's like at Aldi's

rip it up, tear it down! 💥💥 this is what it means to be free

chosen one:

i can't remember anything at all

i've been looking all around.

im sorry, oh so sorry,

is this what i have become?

wish i may, wish i might, find your shopping list tonight,

sometimes i wish i had never gone at all.

but ill try to buy your stuff, cause in the end i know,

im your chosen one! (your chosen one)

i can't remember where is Aldi's.

I've turned everything upside down.

you sent me, and i love you

but i cant find the list ive lost (im your chosen one)

wish i may, wish i might, find your shopping list tonight,

sometimes i wish i was never sent at all

but ill try to buy your stuff, cause in the end i know

im your chosen one (your chchchchosen one)

wish i may, wish i might, find your shopping list tonight

sometimes i wish i was never sent at all

but ill try to buy your stuff, cause in the end i know

im your chosen one, im your chosen one

your chosen one, your chosen one

All Hail Shadow is unchanged.

Never Turn Back:

it's been a long rough road and im finally here

move an inch forward, feels like a year

everything i feel seems so unreal

is it true? is it true?

i move one aisle left and two aisles right

got some weight in my cart, certainly ain't light

up, down, all around, dont know quite what to do

to get through

but im on my way (on my way, on my way, on my way)

here i am (here i am)

made it to the end of the queue

never had a chance while im around

no! no! no, no, no, no!

and now ill never come back (ill never come back)

ill never go that way

no matter where life tries to send me

i turn the other way!

now and then, my head starts to spin

but they ran out of aspirin! (no! no!)

from this moment on, i am moving on

and ill never come back again!

i guess im doing alright and im on my way

facing every moment day by day

take a chance, slip on by, got no time to answer why

head straight, i head straight.

and what will i become if i dont come back?

give myself a reason for this and that

i can learn, no u-turn, got to stay right here

where im at, where im at!

but im on my way (on my way, on my way, on my way)

here i am (here i am)

made it to the end of the queue

never had a chance while im around

no! no! (no, no, no, no)

and now ill never come back (ill never come back)

ill never go that way

no matter where life tries to send me

i turn the other way!

now and then, my head starts to spin

but they ran out of aspirin! (no! no!)

from this moment on, i am moving on

and ill never come back, no!

ill, ill, ill never come back!

[mu]

LISTEN UP CUTE FRAUDS

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YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

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WAN-O-TU-POINT-MUTE

[mu]

NEW RADIO SHOWS

["seme a??!"]

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT DREAMS OF OUR GENERATION, DREAMS OF OUR GENERATION, AND MORE DREAMS OF OUR GENERATION

[mu]

[mu]

THIS AIN'T THE IDIOTIC B. GILSON'S STATION

[Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing]

Bigger ouppy Doesnt talk, but isnt aggressive Just overprotective of the baby His baby Think of Dark Shadow from MHA, the darker, the stronger. So on New Moons you lack moon light, he takes this form New Moon form is more akin to a dg minion