WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT IT'S CALLED NEWS BECAUSE IT'S THE PLURAL OF "NEW"??!??
one of those false etymology posts but with the actual etymology of the word
hmmmm today i will write (<-clueless, not a writer, fucking dumbass)
So, you know the common example of English being fricked is fish being spelled ghoti? Well yeah, that's a really bad example.
gh at the beginning is always pronounced with a hard g. (/ɡ/)
ti is never pronounced sh at the end. it's always before something.
(also ghoti gets the ih (/ɪ/) sound from the o in women? i don't think women has that sound though, but that's probably how I'm pronouncing it)
Physch is a better way to show that English spelling sucks. it's actually would be pronounced fish instead of goatee
anyway, here's a terrible way of spelling pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
pnoughmounoultramaichrouschaphichpsylichovalchainoughcoughgneaousis
2/4 of these blond guys are goku. guess who
so i just 14 seconds ago learned the blonde dude in dragonball is not, in fact, a unique character
amped toxtricity in ancient times
please a guitar please. front facing guitar
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LISTEN UP CUTE FRAUDS
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YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
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WAN-O-TU-POINT-MUTE
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NEW RADIO SHOWS
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WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT DREAMS OF OUR GENERATION, DREAMS OF OUR GENERATION, AND MORE DREAMS OF OUR GENERATION
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THIS AIN'T THE IDIOTIC B. GILSON'S STATION
[Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing]
[any pronouns] a bisexual furry who's a computer science nerd, who also happens to be into linguistics and crochet. languages: english, español, ελληνικά, and toki pona
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