Have I Ever Told You Guys About The Jerry?

Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.

i had to use microsoft access for a school project and it fucking sucks

it's so fucking unusable. THEY GIVE YOU AN UNDO BUTTON BUT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY UNDO ANYTHING

and the manual that comes with the cartridge doesn't even tell you how to access the backstage view! It's SELECT, if you were wondering.

0/10 don't use this

i’m rotating our little moth guy in my mind

Σο! Ι Τζουστ φοουντ οουτ δατ δερε ουας α φολλοου ουπ ποστ φορ δε Συριλλικ Ηνγλισχ. Σο περχαψ Ι σχοουλντ μακε δε Γρηηκ Ηνγλισχ εκουιβαλεντ.

Γιεαχ, Ντοουμπλε Ου αντ Ου αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε ουαυ. Δις ις μπηκαουσε δατ'ς χοου ιτ ις ιν Γρηηκ. /w/ αντ /u/ αρε μποθ "ου."

Φορ εξαμπλε, "ουοου" (ιν Γρηηκ, ιτ'ς ακτουαλλυ "ουάου", σο δατ'ς ουχυ ι ντιντ δατ.)

Μπ, Ντ, Τζ, Τσ αντ Γι αρε αλλ τακεν φρομ Γρηηκ. Δατ ις χοου /b/, /d/ (αντ /nd/), /dʒ/, /tʃ/, αντ /j/ αρε ακτουαλλυ ουριττεν.

Σχ μπεινγ /ʃ/ ις ΝΟΤ αν ακτουαλ Γρηηκ θινγ. Σχ ις τζουστ /sx/, λικε ιν "σχολείο (/sxolio/, σχοολ ιν Γρηηκ)

Σο Σχ (/ʃ/) αντ Σ+χ (/sx/) αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε. Νοτ σορρυ.

Λικε γιαν Μισαλι μεντιονεντ, λιχτχοουσε ις λιχτχοουσε αντ νοτ λιχθοουσε.

"ς" ις δε σιγμα ουσεντ ατ δε εντ οφ α ουορντ.

"Δε" καν αλσο μπη ουριττεν ας "δη" σινσε μποθ προνουνσιατιονς αρε βαλιντ. Ιτ ντοεσν'τ ματτερ ουχατ γιοου τσοοσε.

"wh" ις ουχ σολελυ το μακε πηοπλε μαντ.

Σιλεντ Η ις ουριττεν ας "ε"

Αλσο, καν Ι τζουστ σαυ δατ Ι χατε δε φακτ δατ μ αντ π αρε ουριττεν ιν α ντιφφερεντ φοντ το δε ρεστ οφ δη Ηνγλισχ Αλφαμπετ? Ι κνοου ουχυ, μπουτ Ι στιλλ χατε ιτ.

Σιλεντ Κ αντ Γ αρε ομπβιοουσλυ στιλλ ουριττεν.

Cyrillic English (more detailed description)

a while ago I made a post showing off a system I came up with for writing English in Cyrillic, while still preserving the wacky features of English orthography we all know and love. I never actually bothered formally defining how it’s supposed to work though beyond just a few key details, so let’s do that now!

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braids

you know what makes me inexplicably happy? making a mega-braid: a braid made out of braids.

pic below

not the best, but it was the only picture i had on hand. but you get the idea

each color is its own braid.

yes my hair is very long (:

The big glowy ouppy pets the smaller normal ouppy

I find it really funny that everyone in Post Town is obsessed with Virizion EXCEPT Hero and Partner

Thinking about how Kojima wanted the third metal gear solid to be set in a jungle but the game takes place in Russia and there are no jungles in Russia. So they made up a jungle in Russia

wanted to see if the ai would be able to answer set theory questions. it was pretty close actually! (maybe my wording was confusing? idk)

im going to edit to add more examples btw

YOOOOOOOOOO

(i didn't have the actual => symbol ready to use so i used → instead, but it worked!)

AND IT UNDERSTANDS WHY Q/⊆P omg

Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.