My Girlfriend Is So Pretty

The reason Technoblade would have smoked Dream at Manhunt is not because he was categorically the superior pvp player, though he was.

It's because he'd have pulled an mcc build mart. He'd have done the WORK.

Techno would have watched every single available Manhunt stream, put together the data on Dream's movements and preferred escape methods, noted the version they were playing, and then- he'd have let the other five do the work.

Just like that bit with Quackity, he'd have followed at a sedate pace. Maybe wandered off once or twice to mine and gather resources, all the while informing his chat that he had no idea if this stupid plan would work but it's what he's got.

And in the last two minutes, Technoblade would have swooped in, absolutely obliterated Dream, and killed the other five for good measure because the man had a brand.

Techno's real power was not in his click speed or typing proficiency. It was in an ability to- with or without preparation- see a possibility no one else did and charge towards it. Whether this was taking advantage of the game's mechanics or just close listening, his threat was always in his intelligence and a mad will to just give it a shot.

If you were a bug and i were a bug would you hangout on a flower with me?

idk

just two best friends living their cottagecore life with their dog (ignore the fact they are in prison)

Hello tumblr today i bring you the 2 flavors of human techno. Twink, and feral man in the woods

You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.

Hes one of the smartest dsmp characters but hes also so stupid and he has many mental illnesses and hes just a little guy and hes a 80 year old man and hes a butch tmasc and a chain smoker and hes a trans gay man and he was an alcoholic at 16 and he has no parents but he has daddy issues he has committed several crimes but hes innocent

the bkdk dynamic is so funny to me bc like they are unable to coexist peacefully but at the same time they have separation anxiety

🐏Start your cult with🏳️‍🌈Pride🏳️‍⚧️

Timelapse and art-only version of the first panel (cuz I went too hard with it) below

The og meme btw

Oh canon divergence my beloved