Not To Sound Like A Whore, But Can We Go To An Aquarium Date?

everyone knows the real reason Orpheus turned around was cos he heard some dramatic ass king of ithaca belting about how “all he hears are screams” and he had to check with Eurydice to see if they heard the same thing

Why can't I have a pretty girl lay her head in my lap whilst we watch a movie so I can play with her hair and randomly bend down to kiss her cheek or shoulder...

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

i’m so normal about hadestown

Me whenever US politics gets too upsetting: I think it is time to reread Red White and Royal Blue

Sometimes YouTube recommends me something I give so few fucks about that it actually offends me

I love the epic cast so much

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

My dude this is the sickest Poseidon design I've ever seen

POSEIDON DESING??

I also owe you all an apology for the old design I made of Poseidon. I have to admit that when I was working on his face, I got lazy and left out all the details I had planned to add. But here’s my original idea :3

My design is heavily influenced by Laritamiauu’s work, but that’s their fault for making me watch them animate Get in the Water 24/7

I don't understand

In my head, I want to call everyone "babe" and "dear" and "love" and I want to be so kind

But whenever I speak it's just sass and sarcasm