Yves Olade, From Dark When It Gets Dark; “Topograph”

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”

He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!

UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.

Concept:

Arthur and his knights and Merlin wake up on an island without knowing how they got there.

The only hint they have is a parchment with a name on it. They have to find that person to get out.

Arthur has to find a guy names Emrys.

Gwaine has to find Dragoon.

Percival the last Dragonlord.

Elyan the king of the druids.

Lancelot has to find the god of magic.

Leon has to find the Dolma.

Etc. Etc .

And Merlin?

Merlin has two tasks: one side says: find Merlin. The other says: run.

Edit: you're welcome :) It's a little bit crack, because I decided to have some fun with the concept. You're welcome. It's a One Shot.

This goes out to: @onceandgayking @unknownthebook @achillesuwu @briefpoetrycollective @captain-sirius-stark

To anyone who wants to use the idea in a more serious way, or any way at all, you are absolutely welcome to do so!!!!

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Me when I pine all my days to travel home and see the dawn of my return

decaying crown

Camelot sketches (I’ll probably add more in the future)

please enjoy some silly low quality ghost memes i made

there is now a part two!!! and a part three!!!

Commission for @larluce for her fic Saning the Dragonlord's Son (which is available in spanish too!)

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Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

I just toldy mom that I want to change my name because I can't relate to my old name anymore/don't feel comfortable with it. And she reacted so GOOD.