“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

THIS IS SUCH A NEAT LITTLE COMIC WHAT

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

a rotund figure clutching a sweet treat

Everyone here on Tumblr you know that the war in Gaza is over but for me the war is not over because when you see yourself living in a tent that does not protect you from the rain and cold or you see yourself unable to provide food for yourself and your family and you see your memories become a dream and you cannot do anything and you are confused this is the real war your donation makes a difference in my life

whenever ⟟ was upset because ⟟ did something really wrong, i’d sleep on the floor to punish myself. eventually my sibling joined in and made it fun, which ⟟ was upset about, and our mom walked in and revealed that she used to do the same thing when she was younger :}

suddenly it became fun to sleep on the floor and my siblings and ⟟ would bring our mattresses out to watch movies. it carried over when we moved here with air mattresses

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

working on a tshirt/ print design

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

When you connect to my hotspot and get this, know that I am rapidly approaching

I am approaching to put knees in your soup

FUCK