Held On Til May. Now What

if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

During slavery, you worried that freeing slaves would cause prices to increase due to the loss of the slaves' labor.

Nowadays, you worry that freeing prisoners would cause prices to increase due to the loss of the prisoners' labor.

In other words, you want the government to implement something that keeps prices low.

If you think that's a legitimate function of the government, why not just prohibit corporations from profiting over a certain amount? Why not just tax rich people and provide those things for free?

it could easily bite me in half but that’s an ancient sea puppy and i’m gonna pet it

Illustration of Plesiosaurs by Zdenek Burian, 1963 - “Prehistoric Sea Monsters”

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

the soft animal of my body wants to fucking bite someone

It was announced the prince was looking for a wife, but the baker girl didn’t care. That was until the very tired and sad-looking boy wearing a hoodie and sweatpants bit into a cherry tart, looked as if he was about to weep, and whispered: "She’s the one." Then a bunch of officials entered.