Like To STAB

ANAHJKAJHAJH SHRIKE DINOSAUR YESYESYES

shrike inspired deinonychus can stab someone in so many ways

happy stab day

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

cat snakes

thinking about creatures.

new top surgery just dropped

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

zipping around tumblr today like i’m picking up cool rocks in a rock bed

when things aren’t happening in the order they usually do so instead you just do NOTHING

One underappreciated thing about visiting somewhere completely different where you've got local hosts to hang out with is when you've gotten used to seeing wild shit that would absolutely not fly at home, and going "wow, this would be illegal where I'm from", but you're chill because when in rome you do as romans do.

And then at some point you're all in the middle of doing stuff and you make that remark again, and your host just goes "yeah it's illegal here too, we're just straight-up breaking the law rn."

And you just go aye, fair enough.

Every eight years, an obsidian stone grants magical powers to random individuals across the world. Unfortunately, you're not one of the chosen ones. You're one of the people who hunts them down.