here’s the facts
donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant
he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”
the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option
they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb
donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets
trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings
when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord
when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:
“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”
Idk where that post is that said “anybody who tells you other trans people are the enemy is a Fed” but yeah, can we bring back that energy please?
Trans woman are not trans men’s oppressors, trans men are not trans women’s oppressors, nonbinary people are not responsible for transphobes not taking trans people seriously.
Talking about transmysogyny is not oppressive to trans men. Using the word transandrophobia is not inherently transmysogynistic. Talking about exorsexism is not erasing binary trans peoples struggles.
Like comon guys this is really basic stuff can we all agree on these things before moving on?
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
During slavery, you worried that freeing slaves would cause prices to increase due to the loss of the slaves' labor.
Nowadays, you worry that freeing prisoners would cause prices to increase due to the loss of the prisoners' labor.
In other words, you want the government to implement something that keeps prices low.
If you think that's a legitimate function of the government, why not just prohibit corporations from profiting over a certain amount? Why not just tax rich people and provide those things for free?
grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
cat snakes
thinking about creatures.