Fuckin In The Sex Club Dressed As Steve From Minecraft

literally me

When u think the alcohol is gonna make y’all freakier but u start walking funny and she starts biting your ass

intellectual sloppy call that sucrates

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

nothing quite like comin home to munch some box after a long day at work

Citing “person et al” is giving band name. Like me and the besties sciencing together <3

this STI got me feeling pro life

wizards when they turn out the lights

Channeling the dark arts

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

she coot on my bandi till i crash

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point