Therapist: How Are You? Me: Fine How Are You

A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-

You can reblog this but like... don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.

Hermione: why is Cissy crying???

Draco: Mum took a which buzzfeed quiz to see what female hp character she's most like.

Draco: She got Bella.

criminal minds characters as described by drunk me: a powerpoint

i found this powerpoint on my laptop & have no memory of making it as i had consumed a lot of vodka. please enjoy

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Forgetting the French Revolution

In an ideal world where Cabenson is canon:

*Kat messes up*

Olivia (at home, ranting to Alex about it): ...Can you believe! The nerve! I TOLD HER not to do anything, Carisi told her not to visit the suspect without him, and yet she STILL DID IT! Who in the history of this squad has ever had the nerve to do something like that?

Alex *having war flashbacks to when she worked at SVU with Liv and Elliot*:

Bitches be like “fuck school” and then do all of their schoolwork anyways because they’re terrified of failure.

It’s me. I’m bitches

*during ghost*

Elliot: What’s in the suitcase?

Alex: Vodka.

Olivia: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Alex: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage.

“You’ll Never Walk Alone” Anfield one week after Hillsborough, 1989. Dave Sinclair.