Intravenous Ketchup #0003
Intravenous Ketchup #0003
Let's get one thing scientifically correct here... THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT! As far as science knows the sky is the limit for earth, or at least the Exosphere which acts as the last layer of Earth's atmosphere. If you are are talking about trying to reach a thin layer of atmosphere so thin that it barely keeps atoms from floating away into the Cosmic Abyss we know as space, then you are stupid. Besides just about everyone has reached the skies at some point or another. And I mean everone The Wright Brothers, the guy who did that Red Bull stunt, Harambe's Ghost, they've all been there and done that. If you truly wish to be unique or reach far, why not reach for the depths? Few people have ever dived to the true depths of Earth's oceans. The record's what? Like 6 people who have actually reached challenger's deep. And could anyone tell me how many people have taken an airlines flight before? My point is to stop reaching for the stars and instead reach for places people have never gone before. Besides there's nothing up there interesting anymore besides lost balloons, radiation, and leftover parts of space shuttle fuselages.
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I'm bored so here's something stupid.
Shakespeare: "All the world's a stage, and the men and women merely players-" Me: Fine, wake me up when it gets good.
Advice for the Mediocre Supervillian #003
Print out fake dollar bills and fold them into small clips of fake money. (Not too large or else they'll look suspicious) Proceed to leave them in places where people are more likely to find them. People will find them then and realize that the money's fake and then be mad at whatever monster left these around.
This is why you don't mess with art museum exhibits. It grows and consumes your buildings.
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