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Zeno: *hands baby illumi back to Kikyo*

Illumi: *stops crying*

Zeno: Ahhh, the magic touch

Kikyo: Magic has got nothing to do with it, I ate the placenta raw *to Illumi* and ❤️ he ❤️ knows ❤️ it ❤️

"their love is a love that no body could destroy" is what Denki ended his speech as the best man at you and Hanta's wedding.

looking back, that's usually what people would say about the relation ship between the two.

when sero broke his arms when his tape was snapped by a villain on a mission, you where the one holding his things, feeding him, writing for him, all of the above.

when he was failing class, and you where acing everything without fail, you where helping him, even before you guys where official.

when denki made a move on you when you and hanta hadn't told everyone when you where finally dating, you laughed, said fat chance and ended up walking away with hanta when he slipped out of the group with you.

to be fair, everyone did catch on pretty quick after that incident.

when it was your turn for your arms to be broken. "ironic isn't it?" when it was hanta's turn to be doing all the things you did for him.

when hanta asked katsuki for his blessing, there was no hesitation from katsuki because as annoying as he found him, he knew he made you happy, and was the one for you. (katsuki took you in when you where kids and cared for you through out your life, even when your parents where killed.)

when he took you on a trip that you thinking like those "is he proposing or" videos. flew out your friends and family. it was a walk on the beach and he had stopped you, took the blindfold he made you where off, and you saw a walkway of candles, roses, and the man of your dreams on one knee, in front of you.

when katsuki ended up being the one to walk you down the isle, being the closest thing you had ever had to a brother, tears of joy streamed down his face, seeing what he was spending the rest of his life with.

note lowk dedicated to my queen @poemeater

Gon: wait how old are you ?

Leorio: wait guess,

Gon: 36! :D

Leorio: WhAt !

Gon:…you said guess ?

Leorio: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!

Gon: why are you yelling at me ? 🥺

Leorio: that wasn’t even close !

Leorio: like normally when people play that game they’re like “Oh I’ll guess a little bit younger!” Was that the little bit younger guess !?

Gon: yeah…..are you like 39? Are you-

Leorio: WHAT!

(Killua and kurapika crying laughing)

I think bill is afraid of venetian blinds bc it reminds him of like. how he destroyed his world and stuff

cuz venetian blinds go from horizontal to vertical and thats probably how he killed everyone? by tilting the whole dimension so they could all see the stars or something?

sounds pretty cool to me

I was thinking that too, actually!

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

headcanon accepted

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

brooooo

I just wanna spend hours talking to Deku about literally anything and everything I've been thinking about since I was able to think and have him ramble to me about all of his random interests to me. And we'll just sit there for as long as possible, enjoying each other's thoughts and commentary.

Hiya!

I was wondering if you could to a Floyd x Reader angst fic?

Like, y'know when Floyd almost dies but not quite? I was wondering if you could do it so Floyd basically rushes home to see Reader and after some hugging, like, he dies in their arms as Reader begs him to hold on a bit longer?

It's okay if not :3

I’m so happy for requests omg. I didn’t see at first and then I started giggling.

Don’t die on me.

Chat this is a sad one 😭😭

Warnings: Angst!, mentions of death (more like Floyd lit dying), velvette and veneer 😡😡, bad grammar <33 like always.

It’s been 20 years since you heard from Floyd. Maybe less- idk you haven’t been keeping track of time. The small house felt empty and quiet like usually since these past years. You wondered where he even went. One day he said he wanted to do his own thing and then- Poof! He’s gone from your grasp.

The many years left you wondering and even hoping for his return. Until that one day.

A knock on your small wooden door that was made from the bark of the tall trees (well, tall because you’re a troll 🧍‍♀️). You stood up and saw an envelope on your front step. Signed ‘Floyd’.

You almost cried at the name on the front, and flipped the letter open. Small handwriting in cursive.

‘Dear y/n, i was kidnapped by the superstars Velvette and Veneer. Please come and help me.’

I think we all know who ACTUALLY wrote the letter.

(I have a question- how did Velvette write that small????)

Anyway. You immediately got your belongings and went to go retrieve your Floyd! The Floyd you’ve missed and hopped for.

You were stood at the front of the tall building of the rage dome. Trying to find those superstars. It was weird cause a parking spot said ‘BroZone’ on it. You didn’t know why.

You climbed up the walls and in the vents, and finally saw him— them? Were you too late? Those were his brothers! Now you remember- kind of.

You hopped down, Floyd was stood then turned, his big eyes brightening.

‘Y/n…?’

He said. Running over to you. Almost sobbing as he hugged you close. His hair had a lot of white in it. What happened…

You felt his legs give out. And his heartbeat slowed as his chest was against yours. Not at all matching your heart beat pattern.

No… you couldn’t lose him again… not forever. You just got him back.

The thud was loud as he hit the floor on his back. The white in his one pinkish magenta hair growing as it was all white.

You crouched down, tears falling as they landed on him. He was gone… forever this time… you thought it would be better. But it wasn’t… nothing was enough.

He wasn’t moving and you couldn’t hear him breathing. His brothers quiet but crying silently. All sitting around him trying to do something.

Nothing worked though. He was gone… wasn’t he?

A/N: sorry this was pretty short anon! I LOVE taking requests though. And I’m not SO used to writing angst buttttt I’ll do anything for you pookie 🙇‍♀️. I missed doing Floyd x reader 😭