Why You Don't Honk At Feitan

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LISTEN UP ALL 1,000+ OF YOU

It's time for my 1,000 follower giveaway!

Thank you to every person who made my welcome back into actually posting things on Tumblr! I've done this already for 500 followers so the requirements stay the same:

One reblog is one entry! One like is one entry! Each person can only get TWO possible entries!

There will be three winners!

First Place: A self-insert. Not just the regular reader inserts that I usually write, tell me as much about yourself as you feel comfortable giving away and I will write a story personalized just for you :)

Second Place: An imagine. Much shorter than the self-insert (my max for this will probably be around 400-500 words) and this one will also be personalized if you want!

Third Place: A set of headcanons! This one will also be personalized but much shorter

I WILL write anything NSFW (smut, violence, etc.) but if I do not feel comfortable with a request I WILL NOT write it!

As of now, I write for these Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Characters:

Lucifer

Alastor

Velvette

Blitzø | Stolas | Blitzø & Stolas (who's caught up? lmao *tears streaming my face*)

Striker

This is also an opportunity to request:

Vox | Valentino | Vox, Valentino & Velvette (of course)

Charlie & Vaggie

Angeldust

Millie & Moxxie

Once I feel more comfortable writing them, they'll be added into the rotation more! Don't be afraid to ask about any characters I haven't listed and I'll let you know if I'm willing to write for them :)

If you'd like your piece to be something other than Hazbin or Helluva Boss, see what other fandoms I write for here!

If you so happen to like The Joker from Heath Ledger to Jerome Valeska, feel free to try your hand at the Joker giveaway! You CAN win here and there if you're lucky!

This giveaway starts today (June 24th, 2024) and ENDS on Thursday (July 4th, 2024) at 12 p.m. (EST)!

Everyone who enters will be put into a generator and that’s how I will choose the winners!

Good luck and thank you all!!!

Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care

i have a lot to say about the bnha manga leaks but all i WILL say is DAMNMMM DENKI LOOKS SOOO FUCKING FINNEE

ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴘᴛ. 2

in which the bnha boys accidentally confess over text!

includes: shoto todoroki, hitoshi shinso, and neito monoma

gn!reader or fem!reader depending on the character

a/n: enjoy!

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

thinking about pro hero bkg answering your ad for a roommate (less because he needs one and more that he's tired of his therapist's persistent encouraging to, at the very least, be around another person once in a while between missions). it's pretty nondescript - you're a young professional with a cat, and that's about all he knows. he's expecting some shy nerd. he's almost looking forward to the way you will undoubtedly move around each other like ships in the night.

but then you move in, and you're - not even a little bit of any of that. you do this stupid snort instead of laughing normally and he's sure he's seen your tonsils from how often your mouth is open and speaking. You shed all over the place and your cat jumps on his dresser and knocks all of his All Might shit down and he's just. sooo over it.

but then he has a particularly tough mission - a successful one, but it comes at a cost. his shoulders are heavy when he walks in through the door, forgetting for a moment that you're -

there. curls pinned up in some sort of falling knot on top of your head, wearing a sweatshirt of his you certainly never asked to borrow. you look absurd, swimming in his clothes and a pair of fuzzy socks, dancing around his kitchen. one hand pushes your dinner around in the skillet in front of you, the other is stained red with the amount of wine you've spilled out of your glass. you didn't hear him come in, but he's not sure it would've mattered if you did.

his suspicion is confirmed when he drops his gauntlet onto the tile - loudly - and you don't even pause in your dedication to making a fool of yourself to grin over your shoulder at him, gesturing your glass at him and singing along to a song he's not even hearing right now.

he thinks he might be starting to understand what his therapist meant, now.

This is your (albeit late) reminder to PLEASE GET OUT THERE AND VOTE TOMORROW! IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN AND YOU CAN VOTE PLEASE DO SO! WE CANNOT LET THE OLD GROSS MANGO MAN WIN!!! PLEEEAAASSEEE IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING I SAY GET OUT THERE AND VOTE OR I WILL EAT YOUR FINGERS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING!!! I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN!!! THIS IS A WEIRD WAY TO CONVINCE YOU TO VOTE BUT IVE ALREADY TYPED IT AND IM NOT TYPING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR KAMALA!! LITERALLY EVERYONE’S RIGHTS DEPEND ON IT!!

BEN: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

BEN: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

BEN: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Y/N: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that again.