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Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...

Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...

Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...

Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~

Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?

Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?

Mr Compress: Y/N!?-

Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-

-Back in your center of operation-

Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?

Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

while we’re on the SMAU idea… sending texts to either of the boys (kat or izu) that you meant to send to someone else, pre-relationship

also wanna say i love your work😽 you are amazing and one of my fav blogs

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i.midoriya, k.bakugou, e.kirishima smau

a/n: realistically katsuki would said “ok 👍🏻” and then leave you on read so he could lay in bed and think because he’s a loser

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My hc is that pro hero Katsuki and mirko have weekly gossiping sessions, where they talk about other pro heros.

M: "kamui woods and Mt lady got divorced btw"

K:"NO FUCKING WAY. DIDN'T THEY JUST GET MARRIED LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO? "

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

Floyd: so…

Floyd: how’s your life

Branch: Good, yours?

Floyd: Same

Floyd: we both lyin ain’t we

Branch: yes LOL

You and Hawks are both pro heroes and you approach him like:

You: “Did you hear that people have been shipping us?”

Hawks: “Really? That’s so weird.”

Hawks a week earlier, posting on a fake account: “HAS ANYONE EVER CONSIDERED HAWKS X Y/N?!”

Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care

I recently found out they played Stan dating simulator