Shout Out To The Guy Who Was Sitting Next To My Friend And I, Who Went To See The Barbie Movie By Himself

colorful bath bomb my beloved

i can't believe sans undertale sexyman has killed the queen of england

taking a shot for princess diana tonight. she would have LOVED to see the queen die

Started playing Hollow Knight, here's some updates --

• The sound design, atmosphere, and graphics are AMAZING. I love the art style.

• Had to remap my controls, though. It didn't make a lot of sense??? That's fine, though. I do that with a lot of games.

• The main character is adorable. I have no idea what their name is, so they're just being called Knight for now.

• Have I mentioned the art style is wonderful??

• And the sound???

• I have? Cool.

• Met Elderbug; he's chill

• Found a guy named Quirrel, and he's cool

• Found the shopkeeper; I think his name is Sly??? I think there was something weird going on with him; I have no clue. Outrageous prices at his shop, though.

• Met the mapmaker guy and his wife; cool couple, but man Cornifer needs to pay some attention to Iselda.

• Killed a boss, I think. All I remember is the subtitle of Mother, and it looked like a fly. It also exploded with little fly guys.

• Might have found a mini boss? Big bug that sends shockwaves, and has a big sword. Killed him too.

• Killing the tiny bugs that don't fight back makes me feel bad; they didn't do anything to me. I try to avoid them, unless I need health really bad.

• Found these one-eyed, worm guys in glass cases that make cute noises when they see me. I like them; they're cute. I'm also letting them out of the jars or whatever they're in, because they're nice.

• I still have no idea what is going on.

today, i put a roly-poly under my drain plug after moving him to the floor, bc i wanted to take a shower and deal with it later. when i came back to free him from his deemed "bug jail," i noticed he was gone. just straight up disappeared, and all i could say was, "oh, he's an escaped convict!"

it is also worth noting that i have almost completely lost my voice due to a rather nasty cold, and so my little exclamation of surprise sounded more akin to dying squeaks and squawks rather than any actual words.

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gjj <- snail -> gjj

Look, that's me!

Jesus fucking christ JT

The oldest book I own.

Trying something a little different for gift wrapping this year

blorbo (affectionate)