every day i wake up alone in my little creaky beloved bed and I look around with sleepy eyes and realize it’s a “remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world” kind of morning
During band introductions Elvis accidentally knocks over his Gatorade by pulling on the microphone cord. Las Vegas, Nevada. August 12, 1970. Dinner show
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This is a public call: does anyone know of any good George Harrison fics?? I have read so many but I need more!! Can be any type of George; teddy, beatle, dilf, gardener, au, ANYTHING😭 any recommendations are appreciated
Posting Aug 14th, night time, BST
Perv Eddie bargaining with you for things he can use to get off though. Like a lift for your underwear, or a dirty Polaroid for a cover of a song you like.
perv!eddie flows through my veins
this post is 18+, minors dni.
"C'mon sweetheart," Eddie turns towards you, one hand on the wheel while the other braces him against the seat, "'S gonna cost 'ya!"
"Eddie," You squirm in place, the air conditioning in his car calling to you even if his offer is new territory.
"'S just one pair," He reasons, "And I'll drive 'ya straight home, you can put a new one on right away."
"Promise we won't go anywhere else?"
"'Course I promise." Eddie grins at you, holding a pinky out for you to link with your own, "You'll be in new panties in no time."
"Okay." Your heart is pounding in your chest as you climb into his van, your skirt billowing over the seat when you sit down. His eyes trace the hem, but don't get further than your upper thigh.
"Perfect," He nods once, turning back to the wheel, "Now, hand 'em over and we'll get going."
"Wait," You freeze in your seat, your hand halfway to the seatbelt buckle, "Now?"
"Well you don't think I'd let you slip away without paying, do you?" He raises a cocky brow, "How do I know you won't just get out when you get home without giving me what I want?"
"I promise I won't!" You gaze up imploringly at him, "You can trust me!"
"Mmm," He considers dramatically, gnawing on his lip in thought, "No. Now, sweetheart, c'mon! The sooner we get this done, the sooner I'll take 'ya home."
You let the seatbelt slide back into the wall, peering around the parking lot you were in to make sure no one is watching. No one except Eddie, that is, who's watching you with rapt attention as your hand sneaks under the hem of your skirt.
"White this time," He hums thoughtfully as you tug your panties down, slipping them off of your legs, "Good choice."
He reaches out for the underwear but you hold them tight to your chest, brows furrowed, "This time? You've seen them before?"
"They always peak outta that cute little skirt you wear." Eddie bears a shit-eating grin, tugging at the garment around your waist, "Now pay up, or get out, baby."
You pay up. You pass the white panties to Eddie, his long, slender fingers wrapping the cotton up easily. He hums appreciatively at the slight moisture on the pad, thumbing gently at it, "Something exciting happen today?"
Truthfully, Eddie demanding your panties in exchange for a ride home was enough to have you dripping. You're surprised more isn't on your underwear, but you take your chance while you have it.
"No," You lie, "Jus' sweaty, I guess."
You expect it to silence Eddie. You expect his audacity to only go so far, but it doesn't, it's endless.
A guttural laugh makes its way out of his throat and he squeezes the panties, stuffing them into his back pocket. Your cheeks flush as he glances down at your skirt, your bare cunt beneath it, "Yeah, I betcha are, baby."
"Eddie, that's gross!" You scold him pointlessly, "You're such a pervert."
"Only for you." He wistfully sighs, gripping the steering wheel dramatically, "Now, are you sure you wanna go home? 'Cause I was thinkin' about going for milkshakes, and I'd love for you to join me, baby."
“you better not be pattie boyd in a cozy little hat when i get there”
me:
Porter Wagoner amuses/terrifies everyone at his birthday party:
Lord, you should’ve seen their frantic faces They screamed and cried, please put away that knife