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Pretty Little Fangs - Stiles Stilinski Imagine (smut)

Author: @herscrunchiehairtie​

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x fem!vampire!reader

Words: +5,2k

Warnings: smut, oral (male receiving), teasing, deepthroating, car sex, public sex, dirty talk, unprotected sex (be better than that!), riding

Requested by @moumouton4​​: Basically it’s Stiles who has a girlfriend who is a vampire and like all vampires she has fangs and she knows from an event that Stiles is turned on by the sight of her fangs and so sometimes she gets them out and smiles at him just to turn him on “playfully” during a class, during a game, in the canteen and even at Derek’s house for the pack meeting until he gets tired of it and looses his cool( smut if you want )

AN: I’ve never written anything that involved vampires, and I also never watched anything with vampires like Vampire Diaries or Twilight. So don’t judge me if I got something wrong. I had to research a lot :D But luckily, I’m a huge Supernatural fan. It took me a while to write it, thanks to another writer’s block, but here you go! :) 

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“Okay, and why don’t we just go and-”

“And what? Ask politely if they would stop attacking us?” interrupted Derek as you stood around the table in the vet clinic. Once again, the Alpha pack had surprised you as you spent another evening at Derek’s to figure out how to deal with them. But before you had a plan, Derek’s alarm system went off and the entire pack was downstairs in the compound, once again demanding to see Derek and to see you. Why you were so interesting to the Alpha Pack was a mystery to everyone. After all, you were anything but a werewolf. 

“How old are you again?” asked Derek, annoyed.

“17.”

“And for how long?”

“For two months,” you reply with a slight shake of your head. “Do you think I would voluntarily spend my whole youth that could last up to god knows how many years in school forever? Once I graduate, that’s it.”

“Isn’t that what all vampires do?” asked Peter, who was once again unwanted in the mix. Fortunately, he had ducked into a corner and was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed in front of his chest. 

“Don’t you live in wolf dens?”

“Okay, can we please stop this? I don’t live in wolf dens!” grunted Peter, pushing himself off the wall and coming closer to you. Stiles’ gaze met yours with a proud grin. After all, he had told you about how he had approached Peter about it while the rest of you were in the bank looking for Boyd and Cora.

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