A Whole Bunch Of Links For A Bad Day

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

dead

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

Damn, I need some estrogen. Like desperately…

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

i love tumblr because you get followed by someone you've barely interacted with and immediately go look at their account and decide "hmm yes, we like this person" and now you have a mutual

i also hate tumblr because you get followed by someone you've never interacted with and you immediately go look at their account and it's an account looking for donations and then i get an ask for money and i literally have that in my bio to not do the that

the duality of this site