This Website’s Easy Watch. *dangles A Bunch Of Greek Gods Like Keys*

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

I have a Samsung that's a couple years old that Wikipedia calls a phablet due to its heft and scale (compared to new phones its average).

And let me tell you. What used to be this neat, if a little cumbersome device has become larger in my hands.

Or rather, my hands have got smaller. Thinner fingers, palms, fingernails and smoother skin.

This dang thing now slides out of my grip almost daily, and it's gotten to the point that I can't reliably use 1 hand all the time.

Estrogen is so surreal sometimes. Who's phone is this? These hands are mine but the phone is clearly meant for someone else.

monthly reminder to go read the interpretation of shadows. Right now. Do it.

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

Gimme a music recommendation for no particular reason

uhh uhm

twenty one pilots music (that isn't the uber-popular stuff) goes so unbelievably hard both musically and lyrically so that i guess

if you want more specificity (ie: songs not a whole artist) i'd select from the fray:

-Trapdoor

-Not Today

-Migrane

-Rececorate

-Oldies Station

-Goner

-The Line

-Doubt

(i choose these because i like them. also because a couple i take as complete trans allegories cough cough redecorate's second verse it's so me i cant cough cough)

i went probably way too in depth with this but most all their music is really good and i've been listening to them semi-egregiously recently

thank you for the ask! also, any recommendations for me? love to listen to other people's music tastes, and i did just recommend a whole artist and 8 whole songs

just like a cokey cola.....