What.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

yuppie getting a tarot reading: the Death card? does that mean i’m gonna die?

tarot reader: not necessarily, Death represents transformation. it could involve some real strife, but in fact it often indicates things turning around for the better. i mean, we’re barely two years into the new millennium, and with the economy increasingly globalizing i can reasonably predict big changes in your particular career, possibly even great fortune!

yuppie: oh hell yeah man

*the tarot reader draws another card*

tarot reader: oh. The Tower. mhm. that’s… yeah. interesting. ok.

*the tarot reader draws the next card, places it beside the previous one, and silently stares at both*

yuppie: …are there supposed to be two of those?

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!