yes hello? god? i'd like to make a trade in. this body? it's got some flaws, and isn't all i thought it'd be. i'd like a reimbursement, or a discount on a new vessel. thank you for your cooperation, i will be shopping here again
Do conservatives go to hell?
No because (I cannot stress this enough) not every single conservative is a fascist who wants to kill everyone who isn’t white. My grandmother and my parents are conservative and they’ve supported me throughout my transition, and some of them voted blue. I will harp on this until my dying breath but I feel as though tumblr has gotten so caught up in its own self-righteousness that they forget that some of the ways they talk and act are the exact same ways that people on other sites talk about transgender people or liberals or countless others and I will die on this hill, but I believe that violence begets more violence and once you’ve created a culture around any kind of violent struggle, people will start looking for the next target instead of actually caring about those they’re defending.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs
Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
she/her 🏳️⚧️i am a *minor*PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS, YOU ARE MAKING FRUITLESS ATTEMPTS
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