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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

i love tumblr because you get followed by someone you've barely interacted with and immediately go look at their account and decide "hmm yes, we like this person" and now you have a mutual

i also hate tumblr because you get followed by someone you've never interacted with and you immediately go look at their account and it's an account looking for donations and then i get an ask for money and i literally have that in my bio to not do the that

the duality of this site

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

i need to be more obnoxiously trans

just talked to a another friend, and was informed/reminded of the irony of him dying the literal day after easter sunday

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

.imagine if kris as aroace and we are aroace and we find this out about eachother and have a moment of solidarity then it's back to kris shoving us (the red soul we inhabit) in a cage or something. anyways

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point

necrophilliacs be like