Ju22willy - Ju22Willy

❌ I hate this stupid body

Generic, makes you sound lame, no fun at parties, generally a downer

✅ I despise this vessel I am entombed within.

Foreboding, mysterious, makes you sound like an eldritch horror trapped biding your time

THIS IS TRIUMPH

BABA IS MAKE NOTE

SUCCESS IS HUGE

SATISFACTION IS NOT OVERSTATED

SCIENCE IS APERTURE

BABA DO WHAT MUST AND CAN

GOOD IS ALL NOT DEAD

CRY IS NOT SENSE

BABA AND CAKE IS TRY

NOT CAKE IS NOT TRY

SCIENCE IS DONE

GUN IS NEAT

YOU IS STILL ALIVE

this is a train wreck of a post wow

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

.imagine if kris as aroace and we are aroace and we find this out about eachother and have a moment of solidarity then it's back to kris shoving us (the red soul we inhabit) in a cage or something. anyways

*in a donald trump impersonation*

and you see i am flat as a board, yes flat as a board i say, there are no boobies here, simply none, which is a shame, such a shame that there are no boobies, none to be found, i look here and i see none at all

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

oh my god i was looking through the notes looking for someone else i still have the smiley too and im so confused

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

I have a Samsung that's a couple years old that Wikipedia calls a phablet due to its heft and scale (compared to new phones its average).

And let me tell you. What used to be this neat, if a little cumbersome device has become larger in my hands.

Or rather, my hands have got smaller. Thinner fingers, palms, fingernails and smoother skin.

This dang thing now slides out of my grip almost daily, and it's gotten to the point that I can't reliably use 1 hand all the time.

Estrogen is so surreal sometimes. Who's phone is this? These hands are mine but the phone is clearly meant for someone else.

I’m wearing my thigh-highs to school today I’m so devious