Ju22willy - Ju22Willy

has anyone else accidentally disliked a video and then felt extraordinary unspeakable dread at the thought of being negative

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

❌ I hate this stupid body

Generic, makes you sound lame, no fun at parties, generally a downer

✅ I despise this vessel I am entombed within.

Foreboding, mysterious, makes you sound like an eldritch horror trapped biding your time

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

yuppie getting a tarot reading: the Death card? does that mean i’m gonna die?

tarot reader: not necessarily, Death represents transformation. it could involve some real strife, but in fact it often indicates things turning around for the better. i mean, we’re barely two years into the new millennium, and with the economy increasingly globalizing i can reasonably predict big changes in your particular career, possibly even great fortune!

yuppie: oh hell yeah man

*the tarot reader draws another card*

tarot reader: oh. The Tower. mhm. that’s… yeah. interesting. ok.

*the tarot reader draws the next card, places it beside the previous one, and silently stares at both*

yuppie: …are there supposed to be two of those?

@arlepurin

Canon Queer of the Day:

Mizuki Akiyama

Mizuki Akiyama is a character from Project Sekai and Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage! She is canonically transfem and uses she/they pronouns.

Submitted by Anonymous

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

dead