Haha, So Funny....

I want to be someone's girly little girlfriend but I'm built like a charging chuck from super Mario it's not fair

Damn, I need some estrogen. Like desperately…

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

why is everyone so large now

what have you done tumblr mobile

why are they all so large

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

My masterpiece

what about a sgt. pepper

with a band

god could you give me a dr pepper

I will give you *two* doctor peppers, one to drink, and the other to give you a full psychological evaluation

Slenderman Miku inspired by this post.