Modern Baseball | Your Graduation.

i told you to go back to sleep but now all I wanna do is talk to you

ELEMENTAL (2023) Dir. Peter Sohn

“It’s scary how much I care and how much you don’t.”

— I care too much

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

“I struggle with wanting you all the time, so please don’t mistake my silence for indifference. It’s just I have to hold myself back because I feel too much. Too often. Too wildly out of my control.”

— Tina Tran, My words don’t say much at all

Credits belong to owner x

It took me 10 years to realize he turned into a leg omg

“I struggle with wanting you all the time, so please don’t mistake my silence for indifference. It’s just I have to hold myself back because I feel too much. Too often. Too wildly out of my control.”

— Tina Tran, My words don’t say much at all