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Would you still love me if you were a worm?!

Only if you went up to the next fish pond and told those hungry bozos "See this cute worm? She's my girlfriend, and you can never have her!", just out of spite

Shy girls with big(-ish) cocks. A true staple. You will agree.

"aw you poor thing"

"poor little pent up puppy"

"need some help with all those big complicated feelings, puppy?"

"i've got you, i'll take care of you, don't you worry pup"

"aw you like getting scritched there don't you, good puppy"

"look at all those thoughts melt away, no thinking for such a good puppy"

"who's a good puppy,,, is it you?!! it IS!!"

Well I think most folks got drafted (especially black and/or poor folks) and were torn out of their youth and thrown into a war they didn't really want so... I think it's ok to shed a tear and spend a minute thinking about the poor pigs that were sent into a grinder not of their own making..

But I'm not big on the Vietnam War, my thing is ancient Roman fishponds.

"This memorial day we remember our Vietnam veterans" alright. That's a fucking participation trophy.

*clings onto you and gives you lotsa smoochies all over*

whoever likes or reblogs this or simply DMs me, you have given me permission to lay and cuddle on you and cling

*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

Pls pls pls pls pls!!! I need MOAR

like and reblog for lots of hot messy t4t sex in 2025

I'm so attention starved that this actually sounds nice to me..

God fml...

*sneaks in and steals a lock of your hair*

Sorry don't mind me :3

Damn. It’s happening again. A girl already stole my hair before.