Omg They're Such Cute Lil Guys I Love Them! X3 *pat Pat*

This came to me in a fuckin dream….

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

Unacceptable. I suggest to

- file for divorce.

- get married first if necessary for said divorce.

- enjoy chunky water life with a new chunky water wife.

girlfriend hates my chunky water posts :C

Reblog this to bite Me. Not prev, not mutuals, Me. Do it, coward.

Woof

Woof!

I'll never be able to wrap my head around how, somehow, my country's English classes, which predominantly are there to teach us English and only mention anglophone history and culture on the side, seem to give us a better overview on U.S. history than history classes in the U.S. give, despite them mostly focussing on U.S. history.

(pissed because I just heard of an adult U.S. citizen who didn't know about Jim Crow laws)

When university makes you read ancient Roman smut...this is the life

👆 big brain thinking right there

Hey. You. Horny trans person on the internet.

You're given the option between these two superpowers.

Weak.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you