LOL. This Is Hilarious. 

We’re all pieces on a game board, Dr. March, and some of us are more powerful than others. You. Me. Her. We’re the ones the gods want. We’re the ones they’re fighting over.” “And I suppose you consider yourself the king on this board?” “You must not have played chess in a while. The king is the weakest piece in the game.” He gave Justin a level look. “The queen’s the strongest.”

Richelle Mead, Gameboard of the Gods (via mashamorevna)

As far as I’m concerned, submission will never be an option for me. 

“Is submission not preferable to extinction?”

I agree wholeheartedly. 

So does Atton use petnames purely ironically, mostly unironically, or does it start off as ironic and then become deeply unironic? Or was it always genuine and he just buried it under tons of irony and sarcasm like he does with everything?

…I think I answered my own question. It’s the last one.

Damn! This is both funny and accurate.

Can I Copy Your Homework?

Caesar: I'll help you with it!

Cassius: Yeah sure

Antony: Bold of you to assume I did the homework

Pompey: Lol nope

Brutus: Wait we had homework??

Octavian: *Read 5:55 PM*

Beautiful FemShepard/Garrus Vakarian fanart. 

“One night off”. A gentle reminder that happy romances exist in BioWare games. <3.

A Note to Bi+ Men

Remember that badass bi+ men have existed in both the past and present, and you are a part of this amazing tapestry.  

-Alan Cummings

-Alexander the Great

-Hephaestion

-Julius Caesar

-Denholm Elliot

-Alec Guinness

-Sal Mineo  

-Conrad Veidt

Can I Copy Your Homework: Yugioh Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Tea Gardner, Yami Yugi/Atem

Yeah, Sure: Yugi Moto, Mai Valentine

Bold of You to Assume I did the Homework: Duke Devlin

LOL, Nope: Mokuba Kaiba, Serenity Wheeler

Wait, We Had Homework: Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor

Read at 5:55 P.M.: Seto Kaiba

Fascinating!

Today, April 5, is the dies natalis (anniversary) of the dedication of the temple of Fortuna Publica in the city of Rome. Fortuna Publica Romani is the goddess of the luck, fate, or fortune of the of the people and state of Rome.

O, Goddess! Be favorable this day to the people of the modern city of Rome, and to all those throughout the world who revere the gods of Rome!

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Featured image: Altar dedicated to the Fortune of the Roman People and Gaius Julius Raeticus, centurion of the Sixth Legion Victrix. Found 1717 in a hypocaust inside Vindolanda Roman Fort. Formerly in the Chapter Library, Durham, now (1995) in the Museum of Archaeology, Durham.

RIB 1684 Inscription:

Fortunae p(opuli) R(omani) G(aius) Iul(ius) Raeticus (centurio) leg(ionis) VI Vict(ricis)

Image source: Bruce, J.C. 1870-1875 Lapidarium Septentrionale  (Newcastle upon Tyne), S. 250, via WIkipedia Commons (X).

Image license: This work is in the public domain in its country of origin and other countries and areas where the copyright term is the author's life plus 70 years or fewer. Public Domain in the United States presumably because it was presumably published in the U.S. before 1926.

Kotor Humor

Darth Malak: Didn't you die?

Revan: That was weeks ago dude. Things change.

LOL.

"You want the truth, Servant of Truth? The truth is when you banish the gods from the world, they eventually come back-with a vengeance. Humans can't stay away from gods. Gods can't stay away from humans. It's the natural order of things."

Geraki, Gameboard of the Gods