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this is ghosts tinder pfp 100%

I can’t fall asleep when I’m excited so I would definitely wait for Simon to come home from deployment even if it’s at 3am. I couldn’t go to sleep even when he’s finally knocked out next to me snoring up a storm.

Felt. I'm like this, too, nonnie, especially when I have to wake up early to travel the next day.

As for Simon snoring, he snores loud enough to wake the dead (god knows how many times he's injured/broken his nose). Bonus points because he's a clingy gremlin koala so a Blanket Named Simon covers you and not only do you hear his snoring, you feel it reverberate throughout your body.

But it's all good because he looks rather peaceful now that he's home in good hands.

Doesn't stop you from running a finger lightly across his stubbled cheek, though, making him twitch and grunt some before he leans into your touch and grumbles, "Mmm..." like the sleepy blanket gremlin he is. You do it again, bleary dark eyes open and look at you, and he looks comically owlish. You grin and cup his cheek fully.

"Go back to sleep, Si."

And he closes his eyes without hesitation. Leans into your touch like it's the last thing he'll ever do. And proceeds to wake the dead back up with his snoring.

It's good to be home again.

‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

Some little part of my brain just loves the thought of Simon “Ghost” Riley having a wife who’s extremely educated—possibly a master's or a PHD in some field—but who likes to be a stay-at-home wife. She knows she could go into a high-level job, but she’d rather be at home doing her hobbies like writing, gardening, or hell, even making stained glass murals. And you know Simon would not only praise you but brag and gloat about his intelligent woman. 

Maybe this is just my little fantasy of wanting to be a SAHW  but still wanting to be extremely educated.

Sorry, I'll see myself out 🫡

John price is hot

I'm going feral. Someone put me down permanently, I can't go on with my life knowing that I will never have this man.

Barry sloane with his dog, darla :)