Enid: Okay, Help Me Please!

I don’t know if this is already been stated but I think the only way to turn someone in First Kill is if they are dying. In First Date, Sebastian stated that Margot changed him when he got really sick. Sebastian was again sick before he got turned into a ghoul/vampire by Margot’s mom. Theo was turned when he was about to die by Juliette. This could be the reason why Cal and Cook didn’t turn.

Just a thought though.

Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.

Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.

Viktor: Jayce, you’re testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the DA is worried about how you will present yourself on the stand.

Jayce: Why? I’m fine on the stand?

*flashback to testimony #1*

Jayce: Look, I’ll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Jayce: MAN. DID. CRIME.

*flashback to testimony #2*

Jayce: I’m sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Mel, next to the crying defendant: … Crying?

*flashback to testimony #3

Jayce: And when this is over, I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna break all those little fingers.

Mel: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

*Jayce and Viktor entering a dive bar*

Viktor: Look I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jayce, in scuba diving suit: I would like to leave please.

Viktor: I just don’t understand why you would wear something like that.

Jayce: YOU DIDNT CLARIFY WHAT THE DRESS CODE WAS FOR OUR LITTLE OUTING. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A SCUBA SUIT IN MY SIZE! I AM A BIG MAN VIKTOR! NO YOU EMBARRASSED ME AND THE SUIT IS RIDING AND ITS GIVING ME THIS WEIRD RASH-

Viktor: Alright we are leaving. Me and my big mouth.

Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.

Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Caitlyn: You people already know too much about me.

Vi: I know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.