Caitlyn: You’re Right.

Jayce: I’m 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Viktor: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Jayce: Jokes on you I can’t do math.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Caitlyn: Life could be a lot worse, Vi.

Vi: Life could be a lot better too?

Viktor: Jayce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Jayce: Sentences.

Viktor: Don’t interrupt me.

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.

Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person

Caitlyn: *getting down on one knee*

Vi: It’s finally happening.

Caitlyn: *falls over*

Jinx: *whispering* The poison is kicking in.

Caitlyn: So, that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: Thats not constructive criticism.

Kara: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kara and Nia, in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks.

Alex: Our turn Lena: One, two, three- vanilla!

Lena, deadpan: I’ve never had cake. What is cake?