Viktor, In A High Voice, Holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I Was Thinking About Going Back To School And Starting

Viktor, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career.

Jayce, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Caitlyn: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Jayce: Playing systematic oppression

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3 years ago

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.


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4 months ago

Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?

Caitlyn: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Vi: I’m not a preschooler.

Caitlyn: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Vi: I earned this, back off!


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3 years ago

Jinx: You … you saved me. You’re not a beast at all. YOU’RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

Caitlyn: Call me ugly again, and maybe I’ll eat you.


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3 years ago

Kara: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kara and Nia, in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks.

Alex: Our turn Lena: One, two, three- vanilla!

Lena, deadpan: I’ve never had cake. What is cake?


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2 years ago

Yzma trying to dump out the poison without looking suspicious.

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Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.


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3 years ago

Arcane as Breaking Bad quotes part: 1

Jinx: No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.

Vi: I don’t suppose you could buy two bins?

Jinx: I don’t suppose you could kiss my ass?


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2 years ago

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!


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3 years ago

Claggor: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Vi: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.

Mylo: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Powder/Jinx: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

*And then they all got blown up by someone that rhymes with mowder/pinx. The end*


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3 years ago

When Supergirl was your comfort place and something you looked forward to. Something that helped you escape life’s problems. A show that showed you it was okay to be yourself and that everything will get better. Now it’s over and you are left with only memories.

(P.S. I know the show ended last year but I was just watching edits and realized no new episode is coming out this week.)


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