Lmao Sukuna Is A Baseball ⚾ And Also Plane ✈️lover Headcanons

Thank you Marcus Aurelius

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

TRANSMASC SUKUNA FOR THE WINNNNN

(notice those top surgery scars? That's how we know)

you guys will NOT believe where my savings went

SUUUUPPER UNREALTWD BUT I HAVE STICKERS LIKE THAT OMG XAN I SHOW YOUUUUUU

:DDDDD

PLEASEEEEEE

:))))))

Also @ the anon for the pic because you just kick-started my brain (ty)

i looooooooove your smaus soooooo muuuuucch :3

I love my readers soooooo muuuuuuchhh so thank you :3 most of the ideas spawn from y’all’s brains anyway :3

"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."

- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)

FREAK, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE YOU

Me like

General headcannons about Slendermansion and rumors about the residence

Tw! Religious trauma, killing mentions,

Not an X reader

None of them are straight. I will believe that until the day I die.

Slenderman has designated areas for all of the residents in the mansion so that they don’t kill one another

Ex: Ghost Child hall, human killer hall, insane human killer hall, ‘I don’t know what the fuck you are, but you are not human’ hall

Liu and Jeff, Suffered trauma from their mother, who was strictly Catholic and didn’t take them to get actual help which is one of the many reasons that led to Jeff becoming a killer and Liu having DID

Sally makes everyone dress up in tutus and crowns, at least once a month for her monthly tea party

All of them mess with Lost Silver for shits and giggles

Most of them were born late/mid 90’s

Sally was born in the 60’s

Laughing Jack was born in the 20’s

BEN was born in mid/late 2000’s

The only things that everyone can agree with is that all Pedos can go burn.

Slenderman and his brothers actually did choir

Splendor was an Alto 2.

Alto two’s are the lowest note a female can hit so he had a really high voice for a man

Most of them are somehow neurodivergent

BEN purposely reads fanfics out loud from 2020 Wattpad to mess with Slenderman and Jeff

They will have aggressive silence

Toby and Jeff get on each other’s nerves so much that they’re not allowed 5 feet within each other

When Masky’s bored he thinks of all the ways he can kill someone

Everyone has memorized the song, ‘Dance the night away’ because of Sally and Larzi’s mild Barbie obsession

Apparently E.J and Liu were seen sneaking into one another’s rooms in the middle of the night by BEN

Slenderman just likes to teleport everywhere to scare people

My body is being weird

Not life threatening

My stomach is tumbly and I feel light nausea

I hate this ssssoooooo muvhhh

(not even Tylenol or Motrin could help)

Save me

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i love when artists do shit like this #it mkaakes me #so happy #because it reminds me of #this book called #'the black kids' by #Christina Hammonds Reed #and she quoted someone #i forget their name #atm #and the quote is #'i am nobody- who are you?- are you nobody- nobody too?' #and now I can't take it anymore #thx

YOU ARE YOU. BUT WHO ARE YOU?

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KO-FI

'Some people run away by packing their bags. Others run away by staying in the same place for too long.'

Martha, Baby Reindeer (Netflix)

Weird Dream, Pt 2

I was trying to help some Hispanic girl escape her ex and also prostitution BUT she accidentally gave away our location over radio and they started pulling up

- before they found us we hid in some bushes and pretended to make out (💀) so i could also keep lookout

- they found us

- double stacked trucks and a bulky busses??

- threw her into a bubble part on a truck

- insulted her for hiding in a bush and for 'comingling' with people like me (😐)

(same night, different dream)

Sort of interacted with jesus stuff. Very confusing.

- somebody had either future sight or some really cool power that got nerfed to hell in my brain

- more hiding, this time from (human pigs?)

- watched a semi interactive map of how jesus would come and save everybody but the map was of a European looking place

- (no landmarks just a landmass that was very reminiscent of Europe + the ME)

- i was highlighting trails and shit like the underground railroad (???)

- some dude took the last stance as jesus come back again

-fin

Idk man, ts was weird

Same day, afternoon I think

Had a dream that i was a spy in S.Korea/Japan and i met this cute white girl at a bus stop. She complimented my dance moves (bend and dip, left to right) in a gay way but i had no idea if she was flirting with me or not so i just said thanks. Then she said something or another about liking women and i think i fell in love with her (???). The bus came and she got on along wih my other spy friends. It was cloudy/raining btw.

I walked around a corner to pick up trash and she came back from outta nowhere cuz she thought she was being followed (ig she was the target we were spying on). Somehow i have more courage in my dreams because i asked her if she wanted to go for ramen (chicken, beef, etc.).

Saying yes, i started walking her to a 'good place that i know' and wanted to go into this one building.

It did not sell ramen. I tried to get her inside but she and some of my spy friends said you have to be 22+ to enter. (It was some sort of adult shop)

Then we walked down the street and happened inside a foodcourt. Some really short indian man asked if she was ai cuz she was so pretty and real looking 😐.We started standing in line and then...

I was still a spy but now i looked different. I had fair skin and blonde/yellow hair. Came out of a grave ready for a mission. I looked a lot like my oc Abby from when i was small.

I started checking out this one house for Godzilla (???😭) and we got intel that a goth girl and her bf (skater probably) had what we needed. So we holled up for the night and did fuckall until they showed up next door.

Doing what spies do- we openly amd loudly interrogated them and led them over here. They had guns. We did not. We locked all the doors to keep them out (it worked) and they said they'd run a bike through the building if one of us didn't come with them.

I went with them and the cops chased us. I realized they were good (I'm such a traitor) and got the cop's off of our butts. We started speeding like hell (all 4 of us on 1 bike apparently) and she (goth girl) started arguing with me about something.

She skid and we slid, unharmed, to our destination (a kilometer or 2 away). On the highway, the scene started changing as she and her bf (Beast Boy) started arguing about her cheating with Cyborg (i think she's Raven). Cyborg and Beastboy live in a frathouse made of cheese with objects that talk. Then Cyborg answers the door, closes it on her face and she looks back really sadly

The end? I legit can't remember what happens after any of that 😭🙏

Someone save me from these dreams please. Also no I wasn't sick when I drempt ts.

I love being the reason for someone's character development 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️