This Is Literally The Funniest Plot Twist In Any Form Of Media Ever

The Running Game

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Part of the backstory for my oc Billy Bunzy Trander - The Rabbit King

This is wayyy before he loses his mind and becomes a 'possessed' cult leader.

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Billy had always loved running around, aimlessly and in circles. When he was a child, when he still knew and loved his dad, they would often go into the woods and play The Running Game together.

The object was to run in the largest circle you around someone without getting dizzy, then you'd chase after the other person and tag them, making them the runner.

Billy would win most of the time, because his dad would let him, even if he was a much better runner than him, being a grown up and all. After a couple if rounds they would saunter into town for a snack.

This was during those times when people like them weren't seen as unnatural or dangerous, when they could enjoy whatever they did after playing all day.

But one day, seemingly like any other; something, or maybe even everything changed.

Billy and his dad, then know by his last name 'Trander', we're finishing up their second round of The Running Game. Billy had won again, much to his dad's lackluster 'dismay'. It was decided that since Trander was the loser (again) he'd get to be the runner and would have to chase Billy.

Putting on a sigh and an air of defeat, Trander stalked around his son; twisting, turning, skipping and getting faster whist making his circle larger.

When he finally decided his circke was wide enough, he playfully pointed his hands at Billy, who had been paying very little attention until then.

They both snapped into place: Trander, the hunter, the predator, the Chaser; Billy, the prey, the Runner.

But, instead of going immediately after him like he usually would, Trander said,

"Hey, Bill, I'll give you 45 seconds of a head start. Show how fast my genes are, I wanna see you kick up sand and dirt, kid!"

The sweet, angel like child could only nod and giggle hysterically while running away, the opposite direction of his father. When he guessed about 45 seconds were gone (,which in reality was actually an entire minute, unbeknownst to the little boy) he ducked down, under and into a 'shelter'.

It was a large hollow-ish log that had fallen into some sizable rocks; just enough space for a small child or two to comfortably hide inside.

He sat and stayed there for a while, hearing the occasional shout of his name and yelps of unrewarded 'GOTCHA's and 'FOUND YOU's.

Trander could make three guesses about where his son could be. But even though he knew where he was, he made no effort to actually look for him.

With a sigh, he called out almost half-heartedly,

"Hey, Buddy... I know you're out here somewhere! I will find you!...... Billyyyyy! BIILLYYY!"

Trander looked towards the large log and noticed his child's light up sneakers. He sighed and nodded, jogging further to the opposite side of the woods, away from the areas where he and his child could be seen playing by other people.

Nobody heard of him after that.

Billy stayed under the log for 3 hours. Once he decided to get up, he noticed how close to evening and sunset it was.

He called out for his dad but got no answer. Running back to the front of the woods, he saw his mom and some people who noticed them go into the woods earlier.

He rushed to his mother, unsure of what was really happening.

Mrs. Trander: Where's Papa, Bunny?

Billy: I no no Mama. We were pwaying d-da winning game and I was hiding so well he couwdn't f-find me... I'm so-sowy, Mama.

To Mrs. Trander, this would now be the saddest day of her life. To see her child cry tears of fear and to hear that her lover had disappeared was the worst thing to ever happen to her.

The amount of tears shed in those weeks after searching high and low for Trander were enough to make a large pond look like a small glass of water.

Billy Bunzy never played The Running Game again.

For a long time, about, 4-6 years, Joseph Trander was never heard from again.

Search parties came up empty and this only helped stoke the fire of rumors that the Faye folk and people called 'Worshippers of The Craft' were on the rise.

Bunzy had unfortunately got caught in the eye of the storm or nonsense. He and his mother were believed to be the reason Trander went missing, that they somehow transported him to the Faye Realm.

Bunzy doesn't care for his birth name anymore; he trashed it just as his father trashed them.

I MADE MYSWLF FOOD :D

(yes i already had lunch at school, I'm just hungry is all)

Sauted spinach with (too much) garlic, cucumbers, black forest ham and croutons. Also on the side is onion bread with provalone cheese

A-SPEC PEOPLE

I want the level of clarity this man has

Urban Concrete

Quick Dry Cement; No Sugar

Quick dry cement

Takes less than an hour

To harden enough

For you to walk over it.

My heart,

It's not cement

It'll never harden

Always soft.

Sugar is,

Death

Sweet and beautiful.

But I will live on.

(sweet and beautiful)

Death,

Suger is

Always soft

It'll never harden.

It's not cement,

My heart

For you to walk over it,

To harden just enough,

Takes less than an hour,

Quick dry cement.

No sugar (please).

im gyrating give me more Jaylex please

whats ur opinion on jaylex?

RB to see how others think-- also, what territory you're from and version of English you speak! (this is to settle a thing I am pondering)

mfker wouod be so ridiculously evil for no reason.

If he's Lex, then Yuji is Superman and that means Sukuna would find every way possible to ruin his day.

Like not even to kill him he'd probably throw a train at Yuji's house and when he realizes that Yuji survives he'd do some petty ass shit

Sabotaging his love life with rumours that sound like something he'd do

Switching out his favorite professor in his favorite class for a meaner one so Yuji can't enjoy school

Closing down his favorite restaurant

And probably butting heads with the Gojo clan's company.

I'm not smart enougj to right a fic about this so can someone else do it?

As much as I hate to admit it…. Sukuna in a modern au would be like a lex Luther typa guy.

Guys why is asking for shit so difficult?!

Context: I am doing a fundraiser thing for Thing™, and we need to have A Family Member sign off and help us deposit $100 for the Thing™.

I have known about this Thing™ for like a month after a Mandatory Meeting for the Thing™, i have remembered to ask my Family Member if they can help me.

Should I have asked for help/let them know from the beginning?

Yes

Why didn't I?

I have ✨anxiety✨. And I also hate talking to people from The Older Generations™ (GenX, Boomers, yada yada)

And then after we cleared all that up

MY STOMACH WANTS TO FALL OUTTA MY ASS

guts I swear I just have to throw up I hate this so much