then he'd run up a tree and pretend to be a squirrel so that Masky the dog that's chasing playing with him doesn't tackle him
hoodie seems like the kind of mf to hide in a bush and start barking at bystanders
It's to make more Marble Hornets/JJK/Creepypasta brainrot
#marblehornetssoup
Theyre so stupid, love them
you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
the notes are broken 😂
For my irl trannie friend 🫵🏾👹
Something I learned today:
The death of joy and whimsy and all things related to happiness is adulthood.
I'm growing up too fast and my (seasonal) depression isn't helping my odds at being hopeful.
If you're a younger teenager, make sure to hold onto this years with an iron grip and squeeze out every bit of joy from it as you can.
You're gonna need it.
Do the thing, eat the food, ask for help, live the experience and never say no to something that sounds cool (unless it's actually dangerous/goes against your beliefs).
Don't shoot yourself in the foot.
Live your life and be as happy as you can, every little piece of joy counts.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NO INTERNET DINOSAUR 🦖🎉
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
DAMN YOU @fishymom-art
I never expected tragic yaoi but now I feel like I should
(my heart can't handle it, I intake too much SatoSugu for this shit)
jam on a picnic date 🫶
you can kill me now, it's okay, I accept my fate.
Can someone throw a coup over my brain so I can actually start working.
I'm getting nothing done and it's making me sad again
OH MY GOD I CANT BE HAPPY CAN I????
(it's literally my fault I keep interacting with Doomed! #satosugu shit I choose to be sad lmao
I really want to lost in my dreams..
Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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