God Bless That Teenage Wasteland 🇺🇸

You can do it! (The non-fascist part of) America believes in you!🇺🇸

I really wanna tell my mom I’m trans

Trans Nixons are Human Nixons 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

DON'T TELL DICK NIXON ABOUT THE ESTROGEN!

I already injected us with it, I don't want him to find out or he'll put a stop to it!

Well, then, beetle tea?

Mr Presley I need to verify something how do you brew your tea???

Woah mama I only eat beetles and lizards

If this isn’t apparent, this post was for April Fools. I love American values, except the “anti-woke” ones.

wooo I’m badass Jimmy now!! I hate American values and want to sell our info to china!!! Woooii!!!!

Question…

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True.

They’re always watching.

A very good choice. 🇺🇸

deandemocracy is my favorite monument mythos video

Mr Presley, there’s no shame in fame. It’s what you do with it is the true test of a man. You, you spread joy and kindness to thousands. The Nixons… you understand where I’m going. You deserve every follower you have. God Bless Elvis Presley. 🇺🇸

It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love

I am officially a vocaloid. Po pi po po pi pi. Thank you.

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star