Eat Your Carbs And Watch Severance, Folks. God Bless Adam Scott. 🇺🇸

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

I am officially a vocaloid. Po pi po po pi pi. Thank you.

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

What do you mean? It’s 1968!

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

You never know!

you never know!

It was Nixon

If this isn’t apparent, this post was for April Fools. I love American values, except the “anti-woke” ones.

wooo I’m badass Jimmy now!! I hate American values and want to sell our info to china!!! Woooii!!!!

Thank you, Mr. Ochs. I aspire to spread equality and inclusion and happiness to the American people. God Bless Everyone. 🇺🇸

President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈

You can do it! (The non-fascist part of) America believes in you!🇺🇸

I really wanna tell my mom I’m trans

My goodness, these Tumblr Machines are so finicky!

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors