Richie, Pal, God Is God. They Aren’t A Gender, That’s A Human Thing. Unless You Think Yourself Equal

Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?

Join Us, Tumblr User @sixty-silver-wishes. Become part of the Presleyverse.

okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane

DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

I am transfem, she/her pronouns, please!

I am a Communist! We shall defeat the bourgeoisie! WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Trans Nixons are Human Nixons 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

DON'T TELL DICK NIXON ABOUT THE ESTROGEN!

I already injected us with it, I don't want him to find out or he'll put a stop to it!

Thank you, Mr. Ochs. I aspire to spread equality and inclusion and happiness to the American people. God Bless Everyone. 🇺🇸

President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈

okay, mod post, FUCK YEAH IM IN THE ELVISVERSE, also, yeah go follow these guys they’re cool

It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

okay, mod post, who the fuck is heating their tea on a fucking Stove???? Have none of you a Lighter? Perhaps a Candle? I know im a bit late, but…. What in the Fuck????

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?