Hmm...

wild

neat

he done

Microsoft buying the concept of medical help is not what we meant.

I want to fight God, not a self-entitled guy who didn't earn his own success.

Fascinated by Rain - ciborgen

that long snout means it's a fruit bat.

they probably poured syrup on their hand.

🦇

where is the fish

Phrynichus deflersi is absolutely insane

whip spiders are kinda insane as is but the fact that this one exists in a small area of the map roughly around the Gulf of Aden this creates a naming convention confusion where it's officially known as The Arabian Whip Spider but it's exclusively native to Somalia and even though it's been imported illegally into Yemen, Ethiopia, Tanzania and Djibouti I think you'll notice the obvious fact that none of those locations are in Arabia with only one of them not being in Africa so we're off to a great start.

its torso is thin and flexible 6 of it's legs are twice the length of its torso bent backwards and lying so flat that it shuffles along the ground on its knees while doing the spider equivalent of the splits

its tusks yes tusks are modified into arms that are 4 times the length of it's body with fake hands on the ends of them complete with an opposable thumb

and these work together with the remaining front 2 legs that are equally as long weirdly flexible and for some reason protrude from the spider's neck and have a second shoulder joint immediately after the one attached to the neck

they have one of the smallest mouths next to the size of their body of basically any spider and even with that the teeth are even strangely small for the size of the mouth making the creature almost flat faced

here's pic of one preserved in mid-pounce pose

just to illustrate how crazy a concept that is

and oh yes it can pounce or sort of technically it doesn't so much pounce as it does shuffle along a surface at around 60 mph or 100 kph being able to manoeuvre on a dime during this movement and also conceal itself in tight spaces moving a maximum distance of 5 feet in one of these bursts which we still don't know just how many they can do at a time.

being soft-bodied it can hide in spaces that are even smaller than the size of its thorax and it's strong enough to take down prey such as fully grown rats by grabbing onto them and dragging them to their mouth where their tiny teeth chew through the rat's neck until it bleeds to death.

for scale here's one on a human hand

and here's their prey

to say the spider is strong is an understatement

oh and by the way there's a very similar creature that's local to Southern California

just so you know

and guess what else

i have a friend in the north of England that actually keeps them as pets

oh and if you go to Egypt they flavor their French fries with its urine there

lol it's the Eka's Portal administration lol

Secret Panel HERE 😤 tapas.io/episode/1604196

there are about 40 big ones.

12 of which everybody uses.

out of those none are the FA group.

(FA, DA, E621, Eka's Portal, etc)

considering the fact that

Microsoft is buying the very concept of medical help

i believe it

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

cool

I watched this thing like 20 times

lol

YouTube

seems like a typical afternoon snack for us pasta lovers idk #GordonRamsay #KitchenNightmares #Pasta

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imma legit eat that. give me a week